American Culture 101

2021-04-10

2021-04-10

American Culture 101

Cat’s Cradle by Kurt Vonnegut is the book I just read as part of my reading resolution for 2021.  Yes, the photograph shows a different Vonnegut book, Slaughterhouse-Five.  There’s a simple explanation: Slaughterhouse-Five was maybe the first Vonnegut book I read (notice the price of 95 cents in the upper left corner of the book).  I read Cat’s Cradle over the past couple of days on my kindle, and a picture of my old copy of Slaughterhouse-Five looks more interesting than a picture of my kindle.  I did have a hard copy of Cat’s Cradle, but sometime in the past 40 years, it got lost.

I started college in the fall of 1977.  It seems like yesterday.  I was so excited about going to college that I arrived on the first day the dormitories allowed students to move in, ten days before the semester started.  That first day, I took off walking around the campus at the University of Texas, Austin wearing a brand-new polo shirt that had multicolored horizontal stripes and fit real tight because I thought I had some muscles to show off.  I was as skinny as I am now and must have looked ridiculous.  On a campus street headed back to my dorm, another kid walked up alongside me and started a conversation by saying, “nice shirt.”  His name was Steve, and he was an erudite kid from New York who could throw a football pretty good and didn’t mind that I was a hick from South Texas and could only catch the football about 30% of the time.  We became good friends.  We spent much of those pre-class days playing football with other guys we met. And we spent our evenings at the student union where we had the sort of conversations college guys have – subjects changing rapidly between girls, exciting books and ideas, and back to girls.  We never actually tried to talk to any girls directly, and I hadn’t read many books.

Steve introduced me to the books of Kurt Vonnegut, the music of Bruce Springsteen, and the satire of Saturday Night Live.  I said I was a hick from South Texas, and I wasn’t kidding.  My college education was taking off fast, and classes hadn’t even started.

Four years passed quickly.  Steve went to Law School, and I went to Medical School.  Forty more years went by, and one day I got a Facebook instant message asking if I was the same Monte that went to the University of Texas, Austin in the late 1970s?  Yes, I am. 

A character in Cat’s Cradle named Bokonon created a religion called Bokononism that he described as being based entirely upon lies. So, Steve, I can imagine a conversation we might have today about Bokonon and what he would think of social media. Your thoughts?

Monte